Tonight we played a "get to know you" game, where each person had to write down three facts that they thought nobody would know about them. It was then everyone's job to figure out which facts belonged to which person. One of the boys wrote down on his sheet:

1. I have gingervitis (read: gingivitis)
2. My favorite color is pink
3. I have a corn on my pinky toe

None of these "facts" were true. That's why I love middle schoolers.

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