So, I'm in class yesterday. It's pastoral counseling, and this particular session is about premarital counseling. Ho hum, ho hum. Then, we get to the inevitable question about how pastors should speak to couples about sex. Now we're getting somewhere. But then we end up getting to a whole lot of nowhere, so my neighbor and I start whispering to each other.

Neighbor: You know, some churches pretty much view sex as a sacrament.

Me: I'm almost to that point (thank you very much, Lauren Winner for enlightening my mind with your book)

Neighbor. Yeah. At least on the first Sunday of the month.

And that folks is what I like to call "Grade-A Seminary Humor". Don't forget to tip your waiter.

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